What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Then came..

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Most people obey arbitrary rules even when it's not in their interest to do so, experiments show - Phys.org

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Alzheimers' risk can be cut by ditching habit as 'positive' research developments made - Daily Express US

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

How do I remove the music from a movie or animation? I want to keep the audio from the dialogue and sound effects, but remove the music so that I can add my own.

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

No way

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Is it fair that 3rd world migrants and refugees are being put up in first class hotels in the UK when there are historic levels of homelessness and poverty?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Google says its updated Gemini 2.5 Pro AI model is better at coding - TechCrunch

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can we learn from the fatal shooting of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Loons and Moons