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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:34

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Then came..
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What can we learn from the fatal shooting of UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons